Please come here, - C'mere I want ya.
My runners smell, - Naful smill auf me tackies,
Sorry I didn't quite catch that, - Oi wat ar u sayin.
I was slightly drunk, - I was langerd last nite.
How are you ! - How's it goin sham !
You silly person - Ya goul ya
You really are a silly person - Ya goul bag.
I'm afraid that I can't go for that, - I will en me ring
Let's go out and get drunk - will we go on the batter?
May I have a bag of chips with garlic dressing - givus a garlic
chipancheese
You unlawful person - f*ckin' scobe
There was quite a lot of people - there was a rake of people
Running up the street - burnin' up the road
Will you make love to me - gifs the ride
Do you understand me - nowah mean man
I will fight you - i'll claim ya
Theres a swimming pool in the house - poolnalnit
Please leave now - goway ou avit
Run away now - do a legger man
Have you got a cigarette - giz a fag boss
Be quiet - whishtt
Can you ride a horse - canya jock a horse
Hello, I met you before in a pub but I can't remember your name -
How we doin Bud.....
Sorry, I didn't quite catch that - wha ru sayin.....
How are you doing - Well, ow we gettin on
You are a silly person - u lala
You really are a silly person - your some lala
Jennifer, would you come here please - Jen-Fer cmere i
wan cha
Lets drive up and down O'Connell Street in our Johnny Go Fast cars at
3.30am with the 1 petrol we have in the car
- mon, we go cruisin'.
If you continue to talk to me in that tone of voice I will hit you
-cape it up now and I'll bust you.
I can't think of anything to slag you about, but your last comment
was very funny and everyone is now laughing at me - yah, like ur muther!!
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